Interesting yeasty stuff..thoughts notes

BIRTHCONTROL: Apparently birth control weakens your immune system and something about the hormones and upsetting the balance of your poonani/pussy/vagina (from hereonin to be used interchangeably for the purposes of this blog) pH can produce thrush, also known as a proliferation of naturally occurring bacteria in the poon leading to a yeast invasion of said genital areas..question u fit get yeast for gnash?

Another thing, men can transmit yeast infections, since it really doesn’t affect them that much like HPV- Human papilloma virus, trust me you want to get that regular pap test (except for the telling moles/growths on the phallus..ignore to a perilous adventure with HPV ladies)… so any play including dry/wet humping which i especially enjoy means chances are increased..DAMN that is too bad.

For me, i think multiple partners/rapid changes in sexual rhythm is a big issue. I don’t think physically my pussy like dick, like the juices, latex, lube all that shit is too much for my pampered pussy..i use strictly pH neutral lotions and body washes to ensure that she always most comfortable. She spoiled.

So today i shove a clove of garlic up my poon, i;ve drank about 1.42L of cranberry cocktail couldn’t get my hands on the no sugar added stuff but i’ll make myself a smoothie when i get home. I’m sitting all day in my chair at my desk, in my little corner of the office and the garlic works, as in there’s a little itch, slight burning but there isn’t the additional moisture of pharmaceutical capsule (none of those getting a shout out on this hurr blog). In any case, no extra gunk, i like the herby/garlicy smell of my poon..its fragrant and i like pungent and intense in a light nice way…

I will try and track down the apple cider vinegar when i get home and do a douche of that apparently it works wonders and i like feeling my poon, alive and reacting, and reminding me its there..its nice. Now that i don’t bleed as much we don’t get intimate just chilling time anymore unless its sexual or hygiene related..but now almost every couple of hours my fingers are up in my poon. I think i’ll change the clove at the end of the day. I never realized how much i missed being connected to my poon.

DRY MOUTH, don’t let no body go down on you if they have dry mouth for REAL..apparently it causes an abundance of bacteria/thrush in their mouth easily transferrable to wherever they apply themselves orally. You feel me?  

Alright so from my quick google search here are the home remedy recommendations that i intend to explore to rid myself of this yeast:

Plain Yougurt: full of naturally occurring bacteria, without the artiifical sweeteners, sugar- to breed more bacteria for my poon

Apple cider vinegar: awesome for temporary soothing, MAKE SURE TO DILUTE..that shit will burn your pussy lips off

Garlic – just pretend Dracula has promised to visit your ass..shove it up your poon, you wont pussy ingest it (copyright detox), eat it if you can etc

Oil of Oregano – just cos that shit will kill everything and get you some naturally occurring fatty acids: SALMON here i come.

I’m gonna spend some time centreing me and my poon, we might do some fun activities, i’m gonna have to report back on that.

thats it for now…

Oh and i love my new job..no fucking joke

Oh another note: For the record: even though i used ‘fucked up’ language to talk about a yeast ‘invasion/infection/transmission’…i am fully present and aware of the fuckery rooted in ableism + repression of womens sexuality, fear of death/scientific western constructions of death/survival and of course ‘progress’…i don’t even want to start all this to stay the mutherfuckers/bitches who attempt to insinuate/remind me/perpetuate ANY kind of above mentioned narratives in my life..ma fire o…plus i really gotta remember that for myself. Not to mention the stigma associated with disease..

It might be fun to fuck but that might hurt a lil too much for my masochistic self..RIGHT…lol

Dont really expect anyone to get my self jokes