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17
Jul
09

6 days of yeast…

Report 2

This report expands on the notions, ideas and positions of the first report ‘garlic yeast and my vagina’ includes more thoughts and activities while remaining descriptive, clear and detailed in nature.

After 6 days of Yeast…

At this point i’m feeling so good, burning completely forgotten, smell forgotten, itch forgotten that i’m very impatient…i want to know if i am cured, i want to fuck, i want to know when i can stop shoving garlic up my vagina…  

Day 7

I begin to explore masturbation, i notice that on touching my labis, rubbing clit, i am still very sensitive, leading to discomfort…still 1 clove at a time. All the time using strictly water for wash

DAY 7-12: Uneventful, very minimal secretion, fluctuates distinctly with levels of sugar intake. For example, i can feel an increase in secretion less than an hour after consuming a glass of wine/juice or worse a cinnabon!

Day 12

I’m realizing that my period is here…so i don’t know. Observations interrupted by menstrual cycle.

10
Jul
09

Garlic ,Yeast and my vagina

 

(This is a report back on the status of my vagina and feelings of myself towards my vagina based on certain factors namely level of discomfort due to secretions/condition of the vagina and actual observable state of vagina regardless of discomfort or pleasure caused and smell general aura of vagina, including possible projections on all above mentioned factors, will influence how i feel about the vagina and can admittedly impact actual vagina feelings in the future..It will be descriptive and clear and detailed in nature)

Day 1

Initial discovery of Yeast infection

Status of vagina: lots of white, sort of yeasty smelly secretion, observable if finger is inserted inside vagina at also slight coverage of labia, burns when rubbed or over touched in compulsive cleaning..very moist, feels like i’m secreting cream.

Caused extreme discomfort and unease mainly because i was unsure about what to do, I’d been so careful about the pH balance of my poon since i already found out that my vagina is VERY sensitive to anything that will disrupt this balance and reacts accordingly, upset with myself for ‘forgeting’ about her, about me for a minute till she screamed at me with foam at her lips..

Future worries: no sex, that sucks, that it will hurt/burn when i pee, fear that my pussy wont be very much ‘fun’ in the next week excited at the possibility of getting to know her better, wondering and processing why i felt compelled to use fragrant soap/wipes ESP when i am/was single and not very sexually active.

Day 2

High discomfort, nothing done till evening

Inserted chemical capsule and used wipes that created INSTANT relief though not from feeling wet/moist like i was secreting cream cheese….

Not much thought otherwise

Day 3

Woke up not liking the oily residue of said inserted capsule

VERY emotionally upset about this whole thing for a number of reasons: I was not taking care of myself primarily, it just felt uncomfortable, don’t like wincing when urine passing through rubbed labia flesh, don’t like feeling compulsively dirty in my vagina and like i need to be CLEAN, trauma shit coincides wayyyy to conveniently. My vagina is not dirty, it does not need to clean, don’t like….

Decided to go without anything but water

Day 4

Enjoyed most of the day, watched felt, observed, smelt tasted said secretions…

Noticed it was less thick somehow or maybe it was just the capsule leaving finally, VERY ITCHY tough, burn burn cos i ignored the itch

Day 5

Decided to look into ‘home remedies’

Inserted a clove of garlic all day, felt like i cooked the garlic but it provided INSTANT relief without the burn/took away impulse to itch and sratch, therefore reducing burn, however heightened interest in the secretions like why they turn brown once out of the vagina, or in contact with garlic…not very moist either except deep in my vagina which seemed unimpacted by garlic…love the smell J

Had a garlicy meal, spent the night with a clove DEEP in my vagina..decided to change cloves regularly (3/day).

Evening out of curiousity crushed garlic lightly with a coffee mug and attempted to insert in vagina..GOOD LORD, horrible burn and pain…but it cleared all the skin of the white secretion almost instantly…stimulated instant painful pee…horrible yet i was glad i found out..DONT PUT CRUSHED GARLIC IN YOUR POON lol,

Feelin good about ppon, like i took charge..still loving the smell, though less noticeable to me now, regrettably so..Noticed that garlic appeared like it was slightly steamed…is that good/bad?

DAY 6

Sat at work ALL day with garlic up my poon

No worries at all, seems to be very effective, no issues with moisture/secretion except deep in my pussy.

Infact wondering about sex, Oh and garlic stays put while i pee etc.

Tonight will try 2 cloves.

09
Jul
09

more yeast

Interesting yeasty stuff..thoughts notes

BIRTHCONTROL: Apparently birth control weakens your immune system and something about the hormones and upsetting the balance of your poonani/pussy/vagina (from hereonin to be used interchangeably for the purposes of this blog) pH can produce thrush, also known as a proliferation of naturally occurring bacteria in the poon leading to a yeast invasion of said genital areas..question u fit get yeast for gnash?

Another thing, men can transmit yeast infections, since it really doesn’t affect them that much like HPV- Human papilloma virus, trust me you want to get that regular pap test (except for the telling moles/growths on the phallus..ignore to a perilous adventure with HPV ladies)… so any play including dry/wet humping which i especially enjoy means chances are increased..DAMN that is too bad.

For me, i think multiple partners/rapid changes in sexual rhythm is a big issue. I don’t think physically my pussy like dick, like the juices, latex, lube all that shit is too much for my pampered pussy..i use strictly pH neutral lotions and body washes to ensure that she always most comfortable. She spoiled.

So today i shove a clove of garlic up my poon, i;ve drank about 1.42L of cranberry cocktail couldn’t get my hands on the no sugar added stuff but i’ll make myself a smoothie when i get home. I’m sitting all day in my chair at my desk, in my little corner of the office and the garlic works, as in there’s a little itch, slight burning but there isn’t the additional moisture of pharmaceutical capsule (none of those getting a shout out on this hurr blog). In any case, no extra gunk, i like the herby/garlicy smell of my poon..its fragrant and i like pungent and intense in a light nice way…

I will try and track down the apple cider vinegar when i get home and do a douche of that apparently it works wonders and i like feeling my poon, alive and reacting, and reminding me its there..its nice. Now that i don’t bleed as much we don’t get intimate just chilling time anymore unless its sexual or hygiene related..but now almost every couple of hours my fingers are up in my poon. I think i’ll change the clove at the end of the day. I never realized how much i missed being connected to my poon.

DRY MOUTH, don’t let no body go down on you if they have dry mouth for REAL..apparently it causes an abundance of bacteria/thrush in their mouth easily transferrable to wherever they apply themselves orally. You feel me?  

Alright so from my quick google search here are the home remedy recommendations that i intend to explore to rid myself of this yeast:

Plain Yougurt: full of naturally occurring bacteria, without the artiifical sweeteners, sugar- to breed more bacteria for my poon

Apple cider vinegar: awesome for temporary soothing, MAKE SURE TO DILUTE..that shit will burn your pussy lips off

Garlic – just pretend Dracula has promised to visit your ass..shove it up your poon, you wont pussy ingest it (copyright detox), eat it if you can etc

Oil of Oregano – just cos that shit will kill everything and get you some naturally occurring fatty acids: SALMON here i come.

I’m gonna spend some time centreing me and my poon, we might do some fun activities, i’m gonna have to report back on that.

thats it for now…

Oh and i love my new job..no fucking joke

Oh another note: For the record: even though i used ‘fucked up’ language to talk about a yeast ‘invasion/infection/transmission’…i am fully present and aware of the fuckery rooted in ableism + repression of womens sexuality, fear of death/scientific western constructions of death/survival and of course ‘progress’…i don’t even want to start all this to stay the mutherfuckers/bitches who attempt to insinuate/remind me/perpetuate ANY kind of above mentioned narratives in my life..ma fire o…plus i really gotta remember that for myself. Not to mention the stigma associated with disease..

It might be fun to fuck but that might hurt a lil too much for my masochistic self..RIGHT…lol

Dont really expect anyone to get my self jokes




i detox.

 

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